Quote of the Day: September 9, 2007
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."
-George W. Bush I love the smell of fall. That briskness in the air. That feeling that comes with the leaves changing colour, the air, the air, the air. The only thing ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: August 14, 2007
"Bum! Bum! Not butt. Americans have butts; we have bums. I am a pain in the bum."
-Past Mortem by Ben Elton


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Quote of the Day: July 30, 2007
"Macs are so unbelievable that you could plug one into that tree and it would play music."
-Jeff being a nerd while camping Talk about a whirlwind weekend... but here it is ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: July 6, 2007
"CNN: An ice sheet the size of 11,000 football fields has broke off in the Arctic.
Dad: Is that Canadian football fields or American football fields? There's a big difference people. Clarify." Wow. It's been a while people. Sorry. You know how life gets. Things just get a bit fast and things like this get left behind ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: May 22, 2007
"I can't believe I fucked you! You don't even know the current vice president."
-The Big Bamboo by Tim Dorsey


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Quote of the Day: April 30, 2007
"I admit to kind of missing San Diego already. I totally feel like I felt when I first met Andrew - totally interested, intrigued, a bit tentative, a bit giddy. Only this time it’s Canada I’m cheating on, not some high school boyfriend ;) And cheating on Canada with southern California is the worst. It’s like I’m ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: March 11, 2007
"Houses inside buildings, houses inside tunnels, some exist for only a day, some, miraculously, longer. This box held a refrigerator, the refrigerator is in an apartment, a man is in the box. Tomorrow the box will be flattened and tossed, you've seen the garbagemen stomping them down to fit into the truck. Wake up ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: January 6, 2007
"Governor Birch was killed during a lobbyist-arranged caribou hunting trip to the Yukon when a distracted Learjet pilot turned the controls over to a corporate hooker who made a ninety-degree landing into the side of the Donjek Glacier. Birch's remains were sprinkled at midfield during half-time of the Florida- ( Read more... )